Funny Kid

Nathan: Can I get a big piece of paper to make a compraction?
Me: To make a what?
Nathan: A compraction.
Me: What is a compraction?
Nathan: It's when you put two words together and make one word.
Me: Oh, you mean a contraction... Like when you say don't for do not.
Nathan: Yeah, a compraction.
Me: Okay, but you don't need a big piece of paper to write a contraction.
Nathan: Yes I do. It's going to be a big compraction!